In another blatant ripoff of a religious ceremony, Keitholicism is grabbing Maundy Thursday. If I read it correctly, I'm going to be slathering my Holy Oil all over my female practitioners. Ladies line up, please, as only a limited supply of Holy Oil exists. However, if I run out, I can just spit on you.
For the gentleman, we will use the British tradition, whereby the Queen distributes money. However, Keitholicism don't give cash except to strippers, so a giant mutant queen ant is going to squeeze an egg into your hand, instead. Please insert this egg into your ear, for safe keeping. You will be told how to proceed once the egg hatches and the larva starts to burrow into your brain.
holy oil is great for the skin! am i first in line?
Posted by: daisyfae | April 01, 2010 at 10:14 PM
DaisyFae: Not only are you first, but at the moment, you are the only.
Posted by: UK | April 02, 2010 at 12:55 AM
yay! more for me! can i get oiled two or three times?
Posted by: daisyfae | April 02, 2010 at 10:39 AM
Absolutely!
Posted by: UK | April 02, 2010 at 02:20 PM
The egg doesn't fit! :^P
Posted by: Rob | April 03, 2010 at 10:29 PM
Where's my Holy Oil?
Posted by: nursemyra | April 05, 2010 at 04:44 AM
Khaaaaan!
Posted by: sneakydolphin | April 05, 2010 at 08:41 AM